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tinyeyeslie:

future-s:

So I walk into work today and I get this as a present…

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

tinyeyeslie:

future-s:

So I walk into work today and I get this as a present…

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

(via fuckyeahbritishcomedians)


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12.25.2012 |
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(Source: tsuidark, via phallocentric)


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12.25.2012 |
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daraobriainsgigantichead:

Petition for channel 4 to make an entire show out of Jon Richardson reading erotic novels, in various voices.

12.24.2012 |
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Lightweight Uncertainty (by Michaltrpak)

(Source: from89, via hellolittlebeastie)

12.18.2012 |
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struckbythewishingspell:

#i have a spiritual connection w this gifset

(via phallocentric)

12.16.2012 |
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alloallothere:

Me being ‘ill’.

alloallothere:

Me being ‘ill’.

(via alloallothere-deactivated201303)


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12.15.2012 |
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travelingcolors:

Korean designers Je Sung Park and Woo Jung Kwon have developed an invisible umbrella that will keep you dry by repelling rain.  Consisting of a simple plastic stick that creates an artificial wind at the top, the ‘umbrella’ deflects raindrops before they hit you by sucking in air at the bottom. The intensity of this wind-shield can be varied depending on weather condition and number of people sharing the device—the length of the stick is also adjustable.

Holy crap, I need this.

(via justtisems)

12.15.2012 |
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re-ink:

FUCK/LOVE

re-ink:

FUCK/LOVE


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12.15.2012 |
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Whatever the chain of events that has put us, in our current form, on the planet at this time, I feel far more privileged to exist when I consider the millions of years of evolution and cosmic shift that has made our lives possible than by the thought that we were manufactured, and our world made for us, by a man in the sky.

— Jon Richardson, It’s Not Me, It’s You! (via courtneygi)

(via fyeahjonrichardson)

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12.13.2012 |
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Chicken

badkidsjokes:


why did the chicken cross the road?


because he wanted to shag the lollipop lady

12.5.2012 |
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